Corn Bred and Breast Fed

gaydirectioner:

When I’m listening to Britney Spears in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it

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psycho-nautic:

Status screens I’d use if I streamed more than once a year

Me: It's soooo hot out.
Mom: Maybe you shouldn't wear black shirts all the time.
Me: What the fuck did you just say
trohbabe:

Thanks Pete

trohbabe:

Thanks Pete

verysmalldeer:

nevecampbell:

I just wanna s*** some d***

HOW MANY DOGS ARE YOU LOOKING TO SELL

piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

allthingsstrange:

Roberta Marrero

lovemesomesouleater:

fabmarymorstan:

sherolck:

"frozen is the first disney movie to deal with sibiling relationships and not romance"

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Is that an example or a reaction?

yes

ryansgayliner:

the thrilling saga in which Panic! owns the fuck out of WBC