Corn Bred and Breast Fed

ice-cream-and-cigarettes:

achievement-hunter:

miggylol:

pumpkin spice candles soon

pumpkin lattes soon

pumpkin everything

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camera-eyes-and-far-cries:

aqualateral:

back to school commercials

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back to school commercials after graduation

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breterbie:

grawly:

here man i got the perfect book for u

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with super-sturdy pages for your idiot hands

voldemortcanyounot:

thebabbagepatch:

fearofpop:

A guy is taking his girlfriend to prom. He waits in the ticket line for a really long time but gets them. He goes to rent a limo. The rental line is really long but he eventually does it. He goes to buy her flowers. The line at the florist is really long but eventually he gets the flowers. At prom, she asks him to go get punch. He goes to the refreshment table and there’s no punchline.

you’ve got to be kidding me

I am in physical pain

this was the best ending to any movie ever. ever. 

no one can convince me otherwise. 

genies:

my parents failed to raise me to become an olympian, i’m so disappointed in them 

stop:

That guy is hypnotized

stop:

That guy is hypnotized